6 out of 10


Release date: 28th May 2017

Director: John Jencks (The Fold)

Cast: Roger Allam, Tommy Knight, Fiona Shaw, Tim McInnerny, Emily Berrington, Dean Ridge, Geraldine Somerville, John Standing, Lyne Renee, Emma Curtis, Emma West, Richard Glover with Russell Tovey and Matthew Modine

Writer: Stephen Fry  / Blance McIntyre, Tom Hodgson & Robin Hill





6.5 out of 10


Release date: 9th June 2017

Director: Roger Michell (Le-Weekend / Hyde Park On The Hudson / Morning Glory / Venus / Enduring Love / The Mother / Changing Lanes / Notting Hill / Titanic Town / Persuasion)

Cast: Rachel Weisz, Sam Claflin, Iain Glen, Holliday Grainger, Andrew Havill, Poppy Lee Friar, Katherine Pearce, Tim Barlow, Bobby Scott Freeman, Andrew Knott, with Simon Russell Beale and Pierfrancesco Favino

Writer: Daphne DuMaurier / Roger Michell



  • Rachel Weisz: Denial, The Light Between The Oceans, Youth (2016), The Lobster, Oz The Great and Powerful, 360,The Bourne Legacy, Dream House, The Deep Blue Sea (2011), The Lovely Bones, The Brothers Bloom, My Blueberry Nights, Eragon (voice), The Fountain, The Constant Gardner, Constantine, Runaway Jury, the Shape Of Things, About a Boy, The Mummy 1 & 2, Enemy At The Gates, Beautiful Creatures, I Want You, Land Girls, Bent, Chain Reaction, Stealing Beauty, Death Machine
  • Sam Claflin: Their Finest, Me Before You, The Huntsman – Winter’s War, Hunger Games – Mocking Jay 2, Love Rosie, Hunger Games- Mockingjay, The Riot Club,  The Quiet Ones, Hunger Games – Catch a Fire, Snow White and The Huntsman, Pirates of the Caribbean 4, United
  • Iain Glen: Eye In the Sky, Resident Evil 6, Beautiful Devils, Dusty and Me, The Bad Education Movie, Game of Thrones (TV), The Iron Lady, Kick Ass 2, Resident Evil 3,  Harry Brown, Kingdom Of Heaven, Resident Evil 2, Tomb Raider, Beautiful Creatures, The Young Americans, Silent Scream, Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead, Mountains Of The Moons, Gorillas In The Mist
  • Holliday Grainger: Halo of Stars (TV), Tulip Fever, The Finest Hours, Cinderella (2015), The Riot Club, Great Expectations (2012)Anna Karenina (2012)Bel AmiJane Eyre (2011)The Scouting Book For Boys, Awaydays
  • Andrew Havill: The Children Act, The Carer, Dad’s Army (2016), Hyde Park On The Hudson
  • Poppy Lee Friar: Mr Selfridge (TV)
  • Katherine Pearce: England Is Mine
  • Tim Barlow: Derek (TV), The Christmas Candle, Hot Fuzz, Cousin Bette, The Tall Guy, Dr Who (TV)
  • Andrew Knott: Spike Island, Sex & Drugs & Rock-n-Roll,  In Our Name, The History Boys, Where The Heart Is (TV), Black Beauty (1994), The Secret Garden
  • Simon Russell Beale: Museo, The Death of Stalin, Penny Dreadful (TV), The Legend of Tarzan, Into The Woods, MI-5 (TV), My Week Wtih Marilyn, The Deep Blue Sea (2011), Hamlet (1996), Persuasion, Orlando
  • Pierfrancesco Favino: Suburra, A Mother, Rush, World War Z, Angels & Demons, Miracle At St Anna, Night At The Museum, Romanzo Criminale




7 out of 10

Release date: 4th August 2017

Director: Gareth Tunley

Cast: Tom Meeten, Alice Lowe, Dan Renton Skinner, Geoffrey McGivern, Rufus Jones, James Kenward Eyres, Rachel Stubbings with Niamh Cusack and Paul Kaye

Writer: Gareth Tunley

Trailer: THE GHOUL


Actor Gareth Tunley’s debut shares much in common with Ben Wheatley’s second film, Kill List. It’s set in a mundane world, recognisable as our own, but there’s a dash of the occult, Satan’s minions are more apparent and they are busy here in The Ghoul gathering more flies for his web (assuming the Devil is a spider).

Chris (TOM MEETEN – TANK 432) is a police detective who is seconded to London to investigate a double murder. His only lead is a man called Coulson (RUFUS JONES – STAN & OLLIE) who hangs around crime scenes. A bit of stalking reveals that the man sees a psychotherapist (NIAMH CUSACK – HEARTBEAT) so Chris goes undercover as a patient to find out more about Coulson, and that’s where the story begins to twist and turn.  To reveal more would do this tasty debut a grave misservice.

The mood is dark and the cinematography shaky and unnerving. Chris’ London is a full of dark streets, a grey dusk and buildings with no lit windows, where are all the people? Sinister people populate this film as identities shift around and personalities tilt according to Chris. Tom Meeten is in every single scene (I think) and the actor makes light work of a complex role, a trouble character who says very little and listens attentively to all around him. The intro reminded me of Mike Leigh’s Naked and said film probably inspired the look of The Ghoul more than anything else (this is a guess).

The film is full of familiar actors from Ben Wheatley produced/directed films. Alice Lowe (THIS IS JINSY), Dan Renton Skinner (PREVENGE) and Geoffrey McGivern (STRESSED ERIC) all contribute excellent support in very interesting roles. Nobody is who they seem and nobody’s motives are clear until the end.

The soundtrack is incredible, by sometime actor/comedian (WAEN SHEPHERD – AAAAAAAAAAH!) and is very reminiscent of the theme from Mullholland Drive by Angelo Badlamenti. It serves to conjure up a potent atmosphere of disorientation and impossible gloom.

This is recommended for anybody that likes puzzle pieces where all the pieces simply cannot or do not fit. It’s outlandish, daring, upsetting and nightmarish all at the same time.  This is down to the wonderful production values, the odd cinematography, wonderful actors and a great score. Thoroughly recommended for those that love to watch something different and outlandish. The devil is out there.

7 out of 10 – Supernatural mystery that will stay with you for days. Recommended for those that love being lost and frightened.



2.5 out of 10

Release date: 23rd June 2017

Director: Joel Hopkins (The Love Punch / Last Chance Harvey / Jump Tomorrow)

Cast: Diane Keaton, Brendan Gleeson, Lesley Manville, James Norton, Jason Watkins, Adeel Akhtar, Alistair Petrie, Hugh Skinner, Brian Protheroe, Rosalind Ayres, Deborah Findlay, William Smith, Peter Singh with Simon Callow and Phil Davis

Writer: Robert Festinger



This is one of those films made for people that don’t like films. You know what I mean… Similarly there are bands that make music for people who have no interest in music. The music just plays to the masses to tick a box, to scratch an itch for the disinterested and lazy. Hampstead is such a film. A bland rom-com full of caricatures and blandy pandys running around in an unrealistic depiction of a London neighbourhood? Not that Richard Curtis directed or wrote this, but he has a lot to answer for with his form for presenting the wider film viewing public with a vision of London and England at large, as  apicture postcard, chocolate box world full of rich, people with first world problems, whose money problems are cute. Tramps look like they smell of roses, the sheds were they live look like they are out of a ‘shabby chic’ supplement from the Sunday Times, and there’s racial diversity is crowbarred in to the story as an after thought.  Films like Notting Hill, Love Actually, The Love Punch, Tamara Drewe, and, The Holiday need to be erased from history. It’s lazy filmmaking for upper middle-class prats with no interest in anything other than mediocre entertainment like this.

Queen of ‘rom-coms’ Diane Keaton (MANHATTTAN) plays an American widow living in London. She lives in a pristine looking Hampstead opposite the heath. She spends most of her time avoiding her horrible neighbours, led by the owner, played by Lesley Manville (MALEFICENT). The land opposite is ripe for development, and Lesley Manville’s husband is a property developer involved. One day Diane Keaton spots Brendan Gleeson (LIVE BY NIGHT), a tramp living in a picture perfect shack deep in the woods from her attic window.  She therefore befriends him and helps him fight eviction off the land, and it all nice dovetails into the most puke-inducing love affair since The Holiday.  This Hampstead is full of squeaky clean crustys, and happy yuppies – It’s always sunny and people eat outdoors. There’s a wacky Richard Curtis-style crusty played by Hugh Skinner (POLDARK) and elsewhere there’s a comedy Pakistani door-man (PETER SINGH), a cuddly judge (SIMON CALLOW – A ROOM WITH A VIEW), shocking use of the word ‘wanker’ to provoke titters from the old folk, and eventually a vaguely funny cameo by Phil Davis (DOUGH). But its all for nothing as cliches get wheeled out in the bucket load, major obstacles are overcome with ease and a cheery montage, and most insultingly the film peddles the idea that you can sell a one bedroom flat in Hampstead and buy the Thames boathouse lodge at Cliveden with the proceeds. The ending is just shit and lazy, and I just want to punch everybody involved.

Brendan Gleeson is a fine actor, but here, along with the rest of over-qualified cast he phones it in for a big pay cheque. He looks like a big, troubled teddy bear and would’ve been well-cast if they hadnt have decided to go all-CGI for Paddington. He softly growls and raises a cocked eyebrows at the madness around him to evoke pathos. Whilst Diane Keaton and Lesley Manville’s posse run around like headless chickens. What a mess. So many of the cast are veterans of Mike Leigh‘s films. If I was Mike Leigh, I’d lock this lot out of the actors’ studio because this is a severe blot in everybody’s copy books.

2.5 out of 10 – Sappy, idiotic and lazy romantic comedy for old people and people that don’t really have any interest in films or quality.


  • Diane Keaton: The Young Pope (TV), Finding Dory (voice), The Family Stone, Something’s Gotta Give, Town & Country, Hanging Up, Marvin’s Room, The First Wive’s Club, Father of the Bride 2, Look Who’s Talking 3, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Father of the Bride, The Godfather 3, Baby Boom, Radio Days, Mrs Soffel, Reds Interiors, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Love & Death, The Godfather 2, Sleeper, Play It Again Sam, The Godfather, Love & Other Strangers
  • Brendan Gleeson: Paddington 2, Alone In Berlin, Trespass Against Us, Live By Night, Assassin’s Creed, In the Heart of the Sea, Song of the Sea (voice), Suffragette, Stonehearst Asylum, The Grand Seduction, The Smurfs 2 (voice), Edge of Tomorrow, Calvary, The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists (voice), The Raven, Safe House, Albert Nobbs, The Guard, Harry Potter- part 7, Green Zone, In Bruges, Beouwulf (mo-cap), Harry Potter- part 4 & 5, Breakfast On Pluto, Kingdom Of Heaven, The Village, Troy, Cold Mountain, Dark Blue, Gangs Of New York, 28 Days Later, AI- Artificial Intelligence, The Tailor Of Panama, Mission Impossible 2, Lake Placid, This Is My Father, The General (1998), I Went Down, A Further Gesture, The Butcher Boy, Turbulence,  Trojan Eddie, Michael Collins, Braveheart, Into The West
  • Lesley Manville: Molly Moon, Mr Turner, The Christmas Candle, Maleficent, Ashes, Romeo and Juliet (2013), Spike IslandCloneAnother Year,  All Or Nothing, Vera Drake, Topsy Turvy, Secrets and Lies,High Hopes, Sammy & Rosie Get Laid
  • James Norton: Flatliners 2 (2017), Grantchester (TV), War & Peace (TV), Happy Valley (TV), Northmen – a Viking Saga, Bonobo, Belle, Rush, Cheerful Weather for the Wedding
  • Jason Watkins: The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, The Children Act, Watership Down (TV)(voice), Taboo (TV), W1A (TV), Dr Who (TV), Nativity 3, Psychoville (TV), Being Human (TV), Nativity 2, Little Dorrit (2008) (TV), Nativity!, Wild Child (2008), Sixty Six, Confetti, Bridget Jones 2, Circus, Onegin, High Hopes
  • Adeel Akhtar: Swimming with Men, Victoria & Abdul, The Big Sick, The Night Manager (TV), Convenience, Pan, Utopia (TV), Jadoo, The Dictator (2012), Four Lions
  • Alistair Petrie: Silent Hours, Eat Local, Star Wars – Rogue One, Kicking Off, The Night Manager (TV), Victor Frankenstein, The Face Of An AngelA Little Chaos, Vendetta, Rush (2013), AshesDevil’s Playground
  • Hugh Skinner: Poldark (TV), W1A (TV), Day of the Dead (2008)
  • Rosalind Ayres: Beautiful People, Gods & Monsters, Titanic (1997), Black Beauty (1994), The Lovers!, That’ll Be The Day, General Hospital (TV)
  • Deborah Findlay: The Lady In The Van, Truly Madly Deeply
  • Peter Singh: Coronation Street (TV)
  • Simon Callow: Victoria and Abdul, Mindhorn, Viceroy’s House, Golden Years, Outlander (TV), Love’s Kitchen, Ripley Underground, The Phantom of the Opera (2004), Bright Young Things, Thunderpants, No Man’s Land, Shakespeare In Love, Bedrooms and Hallways, The Scarlet Tunic, James and The Giant Peach (voice), Ace Ventura 2, Jefferson In Paris, Streetfighter, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Soft Top Hard Shoulder, Mr & Mrs Bridge, Postcards From The Edge, Maurice, A Room With a View, Amadeus
  • Phil Davis: Pegasus Bridge, We Can Be Heroes, Dough, Poldark (TV), Golden Years, Mr Holmes, Age of KillIn The Blood (2015), Silk (TV), Whitechapel (TV), Being Human (TV), Borrowed Time, Fast GirlsOutside Bet,  Brighton Rock (2011)Another YearDead Man RunningThe Big I AmJust For The Record, Cassandra’s Dream, Notes On a Scandal, The Baby Juice Express, Vera Drake, Rose & Maloney (TV), Nicholas Nickleby (2002), Photographing Fairies, Crimetime, I.D. (dir),  Blue Ice, Alien 3,  High Hopes, The Bounty, Quadrophenia


3 out of 10

Release date: 24th March 2017

Director: Christopher Menaul (Summer In February / First Night / Feast of July)

cast: Jenny Seagrove, Julian Kostov, John Hannah, Ronan Keating, Amanda Abbington, Felicite Du Jeu, Susan Hampshire, Brenock O’Connor, Joanna David, Gwen Taylor, Izzy Meikle-Small, Andy Gathergood, Sophie Skelton with Peter Wight and Nicholas Farrell

Writer: Jenny Lecoat



This Bill Kenwright production of the story of one of WW2’s many unsung heroes, Louisa Gould pays perfunctory lip-service to her. This brave woman and a network of trusted friends and family risked their lives and freedom to give shelter to an escaped Russian POW in occupied Jersey, Channel Islands.  The CI was the only part of the British Isles to be occupied by the Germans in the WW2, and was used as a POW camp in part. Russian workgangs were common place and escapes regular.

Louisa Gould (JENNY SEAGROVE – THE GUARDIAN) takes in escapee Fyodor (who she called Bill)(JULIAN KOSTOV – LEATHERFACE) and her network of friends help to hide him from detection for abotu 2 years from the Germans. It’s a shame then that this tale doesn’t get a film to match the material. What we get is an episode of The Royal or Heartbeat with extra Germans. Every line is a tired cliche, every character a cipher, and it doesn’t land a single punch until the very final shot. It’s cosy Sunday afternoon programming for people who like their films undemanding, even the ones with a harrowing subject matter.  This plays to the lowest common denominator and as a story is predictable, sentimental and as hackneyed as they come. Even the performances are largely broad from an over experienced cast. It’s interesting to see veteran, beauty Jenny Seagrove in a rare film lead, and singer Ronan Keating (POSTMAN PAT). The former struggles to inject, but still suceeds in delivering a good, solid performance, yet the script does her no favours and she’s left to look like a phoney actor. Ronan Keating similarly embodies a cardboard cut-out of a role, but he’s purely there as a stunt-casting anomaly. He fails at blending in, and struggles with an accent that’s all over the map.

The production values are good, and the period well-evoked, so it scores some kudos from Britpic Posse for looking the part, its a shame it runs like a lazy made-for-TV special. With a bit more grit, a better script and more naturalistic acting styles this is a sotry worth the telling. Maybe, it will get revisited one day – because Louisa Gould deserved a more fitting memorial than this film.

3 out of 10 – This true story of extraordinary bravery needed a better film than this over-simplified, watered down drama.



9 out of 10

UK/USA/France/Netherlands co-production


Release date: 21st July 2017

Director: Christopher Nolan (Interstellar / The Dark Knight Rises / Inception / The Dark Knight / The Prestige / Batman Begins / Insomina (2003) / Memento / Following)

Cast: Mark Rylance, Fionn Whitehead, Aneurin Barnard, Harry Styles, Jack Lowden, Tom Glynn-Carney, Barry Keoghan, James D’Arcy, Brian Vernel, Kevin Guthrie, Elliott Tittensor, Matthew Marsh, Bill Milner with Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy and Kenneth Branagh

Writer: Christopher Nolan

Trailer: DUNKIRK


  • Mark Rylance: Ready Player One, The BFG (mo-cap), Bridge of Spies, Bing (voice)(TV), Wolf Hall (TV), The Gunman, Anonymous, Blitz, The Other Boleyn Girl, Intimacy, Angels & Insects, Prospero’s Books
  • Fionn Whitehead: The Children Act
  • Aneurin Barnard: Dead In a Week, Interlude In Prague, Bitter Harvest, War & Peace (TV), Legend (2015), Cilla (TV), The Adventurer – Curse of the Midas BoxTrap For Cinderella, Citadel, The FacilityElfie Hopkins, Powder (2011), We’ll Take ManhattanHunky Dory, Ironclad
  • Harry Styles: One Direction – This Is Us (doc)
  • Jack Lowden: Calibre, England Is Mine, Tommy’s Honour, Denial (2017), A United Kingdom, War and Peace (TV)
  • Barry Keoghan: Black 47, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Trespass Against Us, Traders’71, King of the Travellers
  • James D’Arcy: The Snowman (2017), Survivor, Agent Carter (TV), Downton Abbey (TV), Jupiter Ascending, Let’s Be Cops, Cloud Atlas, Hitchcock, The Age Of Heroes, W/E, Screwed (2011), Exorcist – The Beginning, Cloud Atlas, Master & Commander – The Far Side Of The World, An American Haunting, Flashbacks Of a Fool, The Trench
  • Brian Vernel: Star Wars – The Force Awakens, Let Us Prey, The Casual Vacancy (TV), Offender
  • Kevin Guthrie: Whiskey Galore (2017), Sunset Song, The Legend of Barney Thompson, Sunshine On Leith
  • Elliott Tittensor: North V South, Shameless (TV), The Selfish Giant, Spike Island
  • Matthew Marsh: Unlocked, Da Vinci’s Demons (TV), Red Tails, Luther (TV), Spooks (TV), An American Haunting, Quicksand, Bad Company, Miranda, Spy Game, Genghis Cohn, Dirty Weekend, Chancer (TV), Mountains of the Moon, Diamond Skulls, The Fourth Protocol, The Monocled Mutineer (TV)
  • Bill Milner: Lodgers, iBoy, Anthropoid, Locke (voice), Broken (2013), X Men – First Class, Sex & Drugs & Rock-N-Roll, Is Anybody There?, Son Of Rambow
  • Tom Hardy: Taboo (TV), Peaky Blinders (TV), The Revenant, Legend (2015), London Road, Child 44, Mad Max 4, The Drop, Locke, The Dark Knight Rises, Lawless, This Means War, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Warrior (2011), Inception, DeserterSucker Punch (2008), Bronson, Rock N’ Rolla, Flood, Scenes Of a Sexual Nature, Marie Antoinette, Layer Cake, Star Trek- Nemesis, Black Hawk Down
  • Cillian Murphy: Peaky Blinders (TV), Free Fire Anthropoid, In The Heart of the Sea, Transcendence, Broken (2013), The Dark Knight Rises, Red Lights, In Time, Retreat, Tron 2, Inception, The Dark Knight, Sunshine (2007), The Wind That Shakes The Barley, Breakfast On Pluto, Red Eye, Batman Begins, Cold Mountain, Girl With a Pearl Earring,  Intermission, Cold Mountain, 28 Days Later, Disco Pigs, The Trench
  • Kenneth Branagh: Murder on the Orient Express (dir)(2017), Mindhorn, Cinderella (dir), Jack Ryan, Thor (dir), Wallander (TV), The Boat That Rocked, Valkyrie, As You Like It (2006)(dir), Sleuth (dir), Five Children and It, Rabbit Proof Fence, Shackleton (TV), Love’s Labours Lost, The Theory of Flight, Wild Wild West, Celebrity, The Gingerbread Man, Hamlet (1996), A Midwinter’s Tale (dir), Othello (1995), Frankenstein (1994), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Swing Kids, Peter’s Friends, Dead Again, Henry V (1989), Thompson (TV), Fortunes of War (TV), A Month In The Country, High Season



4 out of 10


Release date: 19th May 2017

Director: Alex Taylor

Cast: Alexa Davies, Antti Reini, Lara Peake, Tallulah Haddon, Lucian Charles Collier, Jack Winthrop, Kristof Gerega, Mackenzie Morrison, Geary Barnes, Seb Barnett with Harry Jarvis and Steven Elder

Writer: Alex Taylor



  • Alexa Davies: X+Y
  • Antti Reini: War of the Dead
  • Lara Peake: Bypass
  • Tallulah Haddon: Modern Life Is Rubbish, Taboo (TV)
  • Harry Jarvis: 2 Hrs
  • Steven Elder: Doctors (TV), Tortoise In Love, Cold and Dark, Coronation Street (TV)