5 out of 10


Release date: 30th September 2016

Director: Michael Caton-Jones (Basic Instinct 2 / Shooting Dogs / City By The Sea / The Jackal (1997) / Rob Roy / This Boy’s Life / Doc Hollywood / Memphis Belle / Scandal)

Writer: Nick Moorcroft

Cast: Shirley Henderson, Letitia Wright, Isabella Laughland, Ian Hart, Steven Mackintosh, Jack McMullen, Caroline O’Neill, Matthew Steer, Katie Redford, Kirsty J Curtis, Billy Bragg with McKell David and Shaun Parkes



  • Shirley Henderson: On The Road – Wolf Alice, T2 – Trainspotting, Bridget Jones 3, Tale of Tales,  Set Fire To The Stars, In Secret, Filth, The Look Of Love, EverydayAnna Karenina (2012), Meek’s Cutoff, Life During Wartime, Wild Child, Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day, Marie Antoinette, Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire, A Cock And Bull Story, Bridget Jones 2,  Yes, Intermission, Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself, Harry Potter and The Chamber Of Secrets, Once Upon a Time In The Midlands, 24 Hour Party People, Bridget Jones’ Diary, The Claim (2000), Wonderland (2000), Topsy Turvy, Trainspotting, Rob Roy
  • Letitia Wright: The Commuter, Black Panther, Humans (TV), My Brother The Devil, Victim
  • Isabella Laughland: Chubby Funny
  • Ian Hart: God’s Own Country, Dough, Boardwalk Empire (TV), Hard Boiled Sweets, Morris – A Life With Bells On, A Boy Called Dad, Breakfast On Pluto, A Cock and Bull Story, Rag Tale, Finding Neverland, Blind Flight, Killing Me Softly, Harry Potter & The Philosopher’s Stone, Strictly Sinatra, Born Romantic, Liam, Best, The Closer You Get, The End Of The Affair, Wonderland (1999), This Year’s Love, Enemy Of The State, B-Monkey, Mojo, The Butcher’s Boy, Michael Collins, The Hollow Reed, Nothing Personal, Clockwork Mice, The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain, Land and Freedom, Backbeat, The Hour and The Times
  • Steven Mackintosh: Bone In The Throat, Set Fire To The Stars, Robot Overlords, Gold, The Sweeney, Elfie Hopkins, The Scouting Book For Boys, Luther (TV), Underworld 2 & 3, The Escapist, Land Girls, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, House Of America, The Grotesque, Muppets Christmas Carol, Blue Juice, Princess Caraboo, The Buddha Of Suburbia (TV), London Kills Me
  • Jack McMullen: The Hatching, Brotherhood, The Quiet Hour, The Knife That Killed Me, Waterloo Rd (TV), Grange Hill (TV), Brookside (TV)
  • Caroline O’Neill: Endeavour (TV), Family Affairs (TV), Coronation Street (TV), Queer As Folk (TV)
  • Matthew Steer: Crackanory (TV), Eastenders (TV), Silent Witness (TV)
  • Katie Redford: The Archers (voice), Doctors (TV)
  • McKell David: Damilola, Time Will Tell, iBoy, #Legacy, Montana
  • Shaun Parkes: The Aliens (TV), Line of Duty (TV), Silent Witness (TV), Clubbed, Notes On a Scandal, The Mummy 2, Human Traffic


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5.5 out of 10


Release date: 29th November 2013 (DVD Premiere)

Director: Steven Rainbow (iWitness)

Cast: Patrick Baladi, Saskia Butler, Vicky Roberts, Laurence Saunders, Simon Lowe, Gabriel Paul, Sean Connolly, Ava Baladi and David Sterne

Writer: Steven Rainbow



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5.5 out of 10


Release date: 25th November 2016

Director: Amma Assante (Where Hands Touch / Belle / A Way of Life)

Cast: David Oyelowo, Rosamund Pike, Jack Davenport, Tom Felton, Laura Carmichael, Vusi Kunene, Jack Lowden, Arnold Oceng, Terry Pheto, Jessica Oyelowo, Charlotte Hope, Abena Ayivor, Anton Lesser, Nicholas Rowe, Merveille Lukeba, Anastasia Hille, Theo Landey, James Northcote and Nicholas Lyndhurst

Writer: Guy Hibbert



  • David Oyelowo: Nina, Queen of Katwe, Selma, Interstellar, A Most Violent Year, The Butler, Jack Reacher, Lincoln, The Paperboy, Red Tails, The Help, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, As You Like It (2006), The Last King of Scotland, The Best Man, A Sound of Thunder, Spooks (TV)
  • Rosamund Pike: Gone Girl, Hector & The Search For Happiness, What We Did On Our HolidayA Long Way DownThe World’s End, Jack Reacher, Johnny English 2, Wrath Of The Titans, Made In Dagenham, Surrogates, An Education, Doom, Pride & Prejudice (2005), James Bond – Die Another Day
  • Jack Davenport: The Tank, Kingsman – The Secret Service, Mother’s Milk, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 2, The Wedding Date, The Libertine, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Bunker, The Talented Mr Ripley, The Wisdom of Crocodiles
  • Tom Felton: Risen (2016), Against The Sun, In Secret, Belle, Rise Of The Planet of The Apes, The Disappeared, Get Him To The Greek, 13 HRs, Harry Potter 1-8, Anna and The King, The Borrowers (1997)
  • Laura Carmichael: Burn Burn Burn, Downton Abbey (TV)
  • Vusi Kunene: The First Grader, The Bang Bang Club, The King Is Alive, Cry The Beloved Country, The Air Up There
  • Jack Lowden: Tommy’s Honour, Denial (2017) War and Peace (TV)
  • Arnold Oceng: Circle of Revenge, Brotherhood, The Good Lie, It’s a Lot, My Brother The Devil, Victim, Adulthood
  • Terry Pheto: Mandela – A Long Walk To Freedom, Catch a Fire, Tsotsi
  • Jessica Oyelowo: Sleepy Hollow
  • Abena Ayivor: Machine Gun Preacher, This Life (TV)
  • Anton Lesser: Allied, Flutter, Endeavour (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), Wolf Hall (TV), The Lady, Primeval (TV), Casualty 1909 (TV), Miss Potter, River Queen, Charlotte Gray, The Mill On The Floss (TV)
  • Nicholas Rowe: Eat Local, Old Boys, Snowden, Mr Holmes, Da Vinci’s Demons (TV), Dr Who (TV), Seed of Chucky, Nicholas Nickleby (2002), Enigma, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, True Blue, Young Sherlock Holmes, Another Country
  • Merveille Lukeba: GBH, Skins (TV)
  • James Northcote: Wuthering Heights (2011)
  • Nicholas Lyndhurst: Goodnight Sweetheart (TV), New Tricks (TV), Rock and Chips (TV), Lassie (2005), Only Fools and Horses (TV), The Two of Us (TV), Butterflies (TV)


3 out of 10

Release Date: 26th December 2016 (DVD Premiere)

Director: Nicholas Winter (Hooligan Legacy)

Cast: Kris Johnson, Simon Cotton, Ali Bastian, Munro Graham, Patrick Connolly, Tim Berrington, Sapphire Elia, Aggy K Adams, Eric Colvin with Ryan Winsley and Chris Simmons

Writer: Nicholas Winter


I had high hopes for Nicholas Winter’s second film as director after Hooligan Legacy. Seems like a ridiculous statement but in context his debut was a tough little gangster movie with pace, good performances and proved to be a good calling card for the director and it’s leading man, Kris Johnson (WHO NEEDS ENEMIES). Sadly, this time around their latest one,Undercover Hooligan proves to be heavy work. Johnson, usually a confident actor, who’s already proved to be one to watch, falters with a bad script, and this time delivers a less than cocksure performance. The plot and acting from some of his supporters leave much to be desired too.

Undercover Hooligan follows the first underground assignment for ‘Violent Cop of the Terraces’ Michael Clarke, who has to go to jail for six months just to look authentic enough to get in with some people traffickers lead by Patrick Connolly and his children, played by Simon Cotton (RISE OF THE KRAYS) and Sapphire Elia (VENGEANCE). Cotton further solidifies his rep, at Britpic Crescent, as one of low-budget cinemas biggest over-performers. He doesn’t quite ruin the film, that’s a group effort.  Plot holes and character dopiness sabotage a potentially entertaining film but familiarity with this kind of plot arch scuppers Undercover Hooligan in more ways than one. It’s not Kris Johnson‘s only dud, see Essex Vendetta for that – but he’s not the problem in that one.

The violence is a bit sickening and every bit gratuitous, as it was in Hooligan Legacy, but here it seems stitched on to make up for the cardboard acting and tired story. Again it would seem like the word ‘hooligan’ has been wheeled out by the SEO boys to sell a few more units but it’s connection to football or hooliganism is on the thin side, as you’d expect. I look forward to Kris Johnson‘s next appearance, but for Mr Winter the director and writer he’s currently hung at a 1/1 tie-off. Please come back with something better next time.

3 out of 10 – Leaden and drawn out crime non-thriller starring the usually confident and natural Kris Johnson. This time he’s either miscast or unsure about the script as he comes across uncomfortable this once. Simon Cotton overcooks the principle baddy and the rest of the cast set about doing wooden furniture impressions. Underpowered Hooligans.




5 out of 10

Release Date: 1st August 2016 (DVD Premiere)

Director: Eugene McGing

Cast: Lachlan Nieboer, Lisa Kerr, Nick Julian, Kitty McGeever and Robert Daws

Writer: Eugene McGing



This low-budget poltergeist movie is the perfect choice for those looking for yet another ‘found-footage’ horror. Or is it? A lot of the footage was certainly shot on a hand-held by characters within the narrative, but as the story also seems to be occurring at the end of the world, who is been left around to edit it? Squirrels?

A precariously happy couple venture to a haunted house on Dartmoor to investigate some supernatural occurences at a remote country pile. The boy, (LACHLAN NIEBOER – IDENTICALS) seems to think that its important to capture a ghost on film before the world blows up (or something). His girl, (LISA KERR) is also psychic and highly strung like most girls in films about haunted houses. Things go bump in the night, knifes get thrown, a voice in the cupboard and icy pipes kick proceedings off, so the couple reluctantly stick around to find out more. Seeing as they’ve come all this way, they may not have enough time to drive all the way home. Several people pop in to help like Robert Daws (OUTSIDE EDGE) as an ineffectual professor of the supernatural. There’s a dinner lady, sorry a medium and a disposable best friend. It’s all pretty straight-faced and reasonaly well-accomplished within it’s limited area.

Is it scary? Yes, at times. It’s rather good at building suspense, but the results and outcomes are regularly disappointing and lead nowhere. An invisible garden seems to hint at the girlfriend’s ability to time travel but the idea is dropped almost as soon as its picked up. The end of the world hook isn’t great either because it doesn’t fit the central story. Why prove ghosts exist when the world is at an end? Why not? But its a clunky match.

The Unfolding is solid if you are particularly undemanding and make a habit of watching this kind of film. It offers the odd surprise but nothing incredible so that you’d recommend it to your friends. Very middle of the road.

5 out of 10 – Well acted by a committed cast, it’s periodically scary but overall it’s business as usual for this over-familiar found-footager.

Review by Matt Usher below


  • Lachlan Nieboer: Trendy, Identicals, Suspension of Disbelief, Into The White
  • Kitty McGeever: Emmerdale (TV), B-Monkey
  • Robert Daws: Poldark (TV), Casualty (TV), The Royal (TV), Coronation Street (TV), Roger Roger (TV), Outside Edge (TV),  Jeeves & Wooster (TV)




5 out of 10


Release Date: 30th October 2015

Director: Kevin Allen (Benidorm (TV) / Agent Cody Banks 2 / The Big Tease / Twin Town)

Cast: Rhys Ifans, Charlotte Church, Nia Roberts, Sara Lloyd Gregory, Boyd Clack, Sue Roderick, Steffan Rhodri, Bradley Freegard, Matthew Owen, Buddug Verona James, Dai Protheroe, Aneirin Hughes, Helen Griffin, Di Botcher, Lisa Palfrey, Carlton Bunce with Llyr Evans and William Thomas

Writer: Dylan Thomas / Kevin Allen, Michael Breen and Murray Lachlan Young

Trailer: UNDER MILK WOOD (2015)


  • Rhys Ifans: Alice In Wonderland 2, Dominion, Serena, She’s Funny That Way, The Amazing Spider Man, Anonymous, Mr Nice, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows- part 1, Nanny McPhee 2, Greenberg, The Boat That Rocked, Elizabeth I- The Golden Age, Hannibal Rising, Garfield 2 (voice), Chromophobia, Enduring Love, Once Upon a Time In The Midlands, The Shipping News, The 51st State, Hotel (2001), Human Nature, Little Nicky, Kevin and Perry Go Large!, Love Honour and Obey, You’re Dead, Janice Beard 45wpm, Notting Hill, Dancing At Lughnasa, Twin Town, August (1996)
  • Charlotte Church: Under Milk Wood (2014), The Charlotte Church Show (TV), I’ll Be There
  • Nia Roberts: Just Jim, The Facility, Patagonia
  • Sara Lloyd Gregory: S.N.U.B!, Patagonia, A Way of Life
  • Boyd Clack: Risen (2010)
  • Sue Roderick: Coronation Street (TV), Rebecca’s Daughters, Hedd Wynn
  • Steffan Rhodri: Under Milk Wood (2014), Gavin & Stacey (TV), Solomon & Gaenor
  • Aneirin Hughes: Just Jim, Holby City (TV), Eastenders (TV), Judge John Deed (TV), Doctors (TV), Family Affairs (TV)
  • Helen Griffin: The Machine (2014), Risen (2010)
  • Di Botcher: Stella (TV), The Gospel of Us, High Hopes (TV), Twin Town
  • Lisa Palfrey: Pride (2014), Maybe Baby, Guest House Paradiso, House of America, The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain
  • Llyr Evans: Twin Town
  • William Thomas: Just Jim, Torchwood (TV), Mr Nice, Solomon & Gaenor, Darklands, Twin Town


3 out of 10


Release Date: 22nd May 2015

Director: John Henderson (Benidorm (TV) / Saxondale (TV) / Hyperdrive (TV) / Greyfriars Bobby / Bring Me The Head of Mavis Davis / Loch Ness / Spitting Image (TV))

Cast: Bobby Lockwood, Richard Wisker, Shannon Flynn, Dionne Bromfield, George Sear, Ethan Lawrence, Louisa Connolly-Burnham, Tyger Drew Honey, Nathan Bryon, Marcus Brigstocke with David Mitchell, Kevin Eldon and Angus Barnett

Writer: Toby Davies



  • Bobby Lockwood: Access All Areas, Mum’s List, Wolfblood (TV), House of Anubis (TV)
  • Richard Wisker: Dani’s Castle (TV), Friday Download (TV), Tracey Beaker Returns (TV), The Tracey Beaker Survival Files (TV)
  • Shannon Flynn: Dani’s Castle (TV), Waterloo Road (TV), Friday Download (TV)
  • Dionne Bromfield: Friday Download (TV)
  • George Sear: Friday Download (TV)
  • Ethan Lawrence: The Bad Education Movie, Bad Education (TV)
  • Louisa Connolly-Burnham: Time Will Tell, Wolfblood (TV), House of Anubis (TV)
  • Tyger Drew-Honey: Horrible Henry Movie
  • Marcus Brigstocke: Have I Got News For You (TV), The Wright Stuff (TV), The Late Edition (TV), What’s The Problem? (TV)
  • David Mitchell: Ambassadors (TV), Peep Show (TV), QI (TV),  Have I Got News For You? (TV), That Mitchell and Webb Look (TV), David Mitchell’s Soap Box (TV), Magicians, I Could Never Be Your Woman, The Mitchell and Webb Situation (TV), The Jack Doherty Show (TV)
  • Kevin Eldon: The Comedian’s Guide To Survival, Danger Mouse (voice)(TV), Set Fire To The Stars, The Wedding Video, Faintheart, Hyperdrive (TV), Hot Fuzz, Nathan Barley (TV)
  • Angus Barnett: Pirates of the Caribbean 5, The Wedding Video, Pirates Of The Caribbean 3, Flood, Pirates Of The Caribbean